Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.
In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...