Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.
