What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
Bob, Alex, and Andy don their good fishnets and combat boots to tackle Neil Jordan's *The Company of Wolves*. GAWD MOM I TOLD YOU...
In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
