Seriously, kids, this was a test. A test of my patience, a test of our willpower, a test of our tech AND a test...
In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
