Bob, Alex, and Andy unpack 2015's *It Follows* and realize too late that they should've read their Marcus Aurelius.
Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.
In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
