Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.
WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
