Flesh eating! Blood drinking! Playing multiple bingo cards at the same time! Bob, Alex, and Andy get barefoot and sweaty for *He Never Died*,...
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
