Killer clowns, giant monkeys and man-eating plants! All this and a healthy amount of words your mom told you never to say in the...
Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.
In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
