Flesh eating! Blood drinking! Playing multiple bingo cards at the same time! Bob, Alex, and Andy get barefoot and sweaty for *He Never Died*,...
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
WHEW! We made it! To the end of this razzafrackin' trilogy. HELL HOUSE LLC 3, KIDS! It's a short one. Feel relieved.