What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's *The Neon Demon*, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high...
This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie...