Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.
Despair sets in as Bob, RC, and Andy talk about *The Covenant*, Renny Harlin's dark fantasy celebration of witchcraft, hair removal, and white male...
In which our heroes discuss MONKEYS! MONKEYMONKEYSMONKEYS! MONKEEEEEEEYS!! And Quadaplegic sex. And Jason Beghe's ass. AND MONKEYS!!
