Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.
In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants...
Did you know that Haunted Houses were just full of off-season carnies? Who knew, right? HELL HOUSE LLC! This week on Candy-Caoated Razor Blades.
