In which our heroes love all over Tawny Kitaen's hair, like, totally gag over Valley Girl mediums, and wonder why EITHER of these chumps...
SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...