Bob, Alex, and Andy roll up their newspapers to tackle 2002's *Dog Soldiers*, director Neil Marshall's attempt at combining British accents and machismo.
Bob, Andy, and Alex pay their respects to a legend (or as much respect as they can muster), jump ahead of the Curve, and...
Bob, Alex, and Andy gather round the smoldering remains of Rob Zombie's movie career for a look at *31*. Seriously, this movie is bad....