SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
In which our heroes display an abject lack of sympathy for the lonely psychopath and remind ourselves that pretty much everything in Australia wants...
Bob, Alex, and Andy get hammered and sprout wood for "John the Carpenter", then settle in and get comfortable for Netflix's "Gerald's Game".