Scandal strikes as Bob, Alex, and Andy reveal that they're not kind and never rewind. It's 2012's anthology V/H/S!
What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
Bob, Alex, and Andy unpack 2015's *It Follows* and realize too late that they should've read their Marcus Aurelius.