What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
In which our heroes rediscover a... "classic"(?), find out that George C Scott is off-putting, wonder where you can get a lease on fine...
In which RC and Bob learn that they've made a dreadful mistake with this film and Stephanie is mercifully spared the horror of Elves....