This week, the kids learn why it's never a good idea to lure in a prospective date with the promise of a juicy movie...
Bob, Alex, and Andy bring forth the glitter and beat that face, dahling. It's 2016's *The Neon Demon*, Nicolas Winding Refn's meditation on high...
Oh, the HORRORS of camping. Awkward sex, bloody clumps of fur, engagement rings... Eew. WILLOW CREEK, KIDS! Bigfoot, ahoy.