SURPRISE! A CHILDHOOD FAVORITE IS BABY'S FIRST SLASHER! Let's talk Willy Wonka, kids. None of those kids survived. None of them. They are delicious...
Bob, Alex, and Andy don their good fishnets and combat boots to tackle Neil Jordan's *The Company of Wolves*. GAWD MOM I TOLD YOU...
In which our heroes deftly avoid telephone poles and find out why miniatures are super creepy.
