Just FYI, kids, we had some MASSIVE audio issues so please be prepared to adjust your volume at a number of points. I have...
What's long, lithe, full of goo, and makes the earth move? No you pervs, it's *Tremors*, the 1990 exploration of bi-poly-open relationships starring Kevin...
It's mean and green, and it is bad! Bob, Alex, and Andy settle in for 2008's *The Ruins*.